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Sound Familiar? Hopefully Not
By: Kevin Shah

Topics: musing, children, Travel, Humor
Posted by themelaman Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:27:31 PST
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     The following starts out as a typical family trip to the Grand Canyon. Little Johnnie is strapped into his seat belt and finishes his Lifesaver lollipop, he looks out the window and asks,

     Are we there yet?

     - No.

     Are we there yet?

     - Not yet.

     Are we there yet?

     - [sigh]

     Are we there yet?     Are we there yet?     Are we there yet?

     -Nnnnnyes!

     Yay. Weeeee...[?!?]

     Are we there yet?

     - I said yes.

     Where are we, Daddy?

     - Get out of the car.

     Daaaaddy, please no, no,no,no. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

     - We’re "there."

     Noooooo! I’ll be good boy.

     - Promise?

     I promise, Daddy.

     - Okay, now sit down and let me drive.

     Yes, Daddy. Okay, Daddy... Are we there yet?

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